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Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.
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Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin.
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If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
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I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
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Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
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It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one
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I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
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By the time you read this, you've already read it.
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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
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The higher you are, the farther you fall
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Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
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Everyone who lives will someday die, and die alone...
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Love is the slowest form of suicide...
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Your Heart Breaks For Something You'll Never Have.
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I dOnT dRiVe FaSt, I fLy SlOw......
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Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemies.
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The rich get richer and the poor get children
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Don't breed them if you can't feed them
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Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
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Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
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Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
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A smile is the lighting system of the face, the
cooling system of the head and the heating system
of the heart.
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Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.
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Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly
cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
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Revenge is a dish that should be served cold.
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A zebra does not change its spots.
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I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
