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Do you wish people to think well of you? Don't speak well of yourself.
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Life isn't weird: it's just the people in it.
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How much of human life is lost in waiting
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We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
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Quick guys get tired; big guys don't shrink.
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Pain is no longer pain when it is past.
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A man of pleasure is a man of pains.
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When pain can't bless, heaven quits us in despair.
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Love fails, only when we fail to love.
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Where there is great love there are always miracles.
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Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
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Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart...
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You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love.
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For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
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A wounded heart can with difficulty be cured.
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When god made me, he was just showin off!
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Caution: I'm mental! communicate with me at ur own risk!
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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to
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I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
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I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
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I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
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Only little boys and old men sneer at love.
